HELL NO! JELL-O

Avatar physics, like most second life’s newest shiniest things and a real effort on LLs to bring a taste of “reality” into our virtual reality, is a thing I consider both useless for men and a crime against aesthetics. When it first came out I have to admit I experimented -in private and away from curious eyes- with it, because I have learned through experience that anything that alters the way my avatar looks or interacts with its surroundings should go through a testing phase before I venture out in public with it.

I tweaked the sliders, tested a few pre-made ones that were sent out through support groups and the minute I started walking and noticed the bits would not stop bobbing until a few seconds later, in a very horrid Jell-O effect, I dismissed the idea of EVER using avatar physics on my avatar. Like most things in life, I am very open minded with people’s choice of looks, specially when it is concerned with second life.

The way your avatar looks and how you both put it together and present it in public, that’s a choice -even the name-; a thing I will never understand though, is why in the world any man in their right mind would find Jell-O behaving butts or pectorals sexy or alluring. I was subjected recently to witnessing a couple of men dancing while their bits bobbed to their own beat, due to the magic of avatar physics. I am sorry and I know I will probably get a lot of people disagreeing with me on this, but there are certain things in your second life -or even RL anatomy- that are NOT suppossed to jiggle unnaturally seconds after you have stopped moving.

That is a milkshake that will bring THIS boy to someone else’s yard, because simply put, some butts should not jiggle… I’ll leave the jiggling to where it rightfully belongs: Jell-O

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